1 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:03,268 ♪ We ♪ are the crystal 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,470 ♪ gems 3 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:06,705 ♪ we'll always save the day 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,708 Steven: ♪ and if you think we can't, we'll ♪ 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,044 ♪ always find a way 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:14,046 ♪ that's why the people 7 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,115 ♪ of this world 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,816 ♪ believe in 9 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:18,617 ♪ Garnet 10 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:19,685 Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst 11 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,220 Pearl: ♪ and Pearl 12 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,921 and Steven! 13 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,558 [ Birds chirping ] 14 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,962 Log date 7-1-1-2. 15 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:31,964 It's the third rotation of the earth 16 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:34,166 since commencements of a [Inhales sharply] 17 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,636 Collaborative approach to stopping the cluster. 18 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,505 [ Chalk scratching ] Pearl: I've finished drawing up 19 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,173 the blueprints for the drill head. 20 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:44,243 Peridot, if you could come take a look at this... 21 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,813 Remind me again why I should listen to you. 22 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,715 Oh, right. [ Tape rewinding ] 23 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,417 The Pearl here has exhibited 24 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:54,386 an aptitude for engineering that I begrudgingly respect, 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,855 though that doesn't explain the spontaneous singing, 26 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,424 crying, singing while crying. 27 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,826 [ Laughs ] Why did you give her that? 28 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,228 Well, we did destroy all her stuff. 29 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,064 I thought it might make her feel a little better. 30 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,699 [ Tape rewinding ] Clods! Muddy clods! 31 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,502 Running out of ways to say clods. 32 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:13,439 All right. I chased away those cows. 33 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,840 Let's get to work. 34 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,108 [ Clears throat ] 35 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,944 Before we begin, would you mind unfusing? 36 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:22,247 It's making me incredibly uncomfortable. 37 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,187 What?! What'd I say?! 38 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,056 Do we really have to do that? 39 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,092 Her having free reign of the place 40 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,360 made me incredibly uncomfortable. 41 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,297 [ Grunting ] 42 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,971 Here you go, Pearl. 43 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,307 Oh, good. Hmm. 44 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,375 No. No, no, no, no. 45 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:53,145 I said I needed tungsten -- tungsten. 46 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:56,315 Uh, what does tungsten look like? 47 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,983 Tungsten. Ah! 48 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:01,153 Ugh. Never mind. I'll just do it. 49 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,754 Meh. 50 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,123 [ Groaning ] 51 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:07,159 I just need some sort of leverage optimizer. 52 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:08,961 [ Chuckling ] Leverage optimizer? 53 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,496 That's what I said. 54 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:11,997 Oh! Ha. 55 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,432 You mean you want a screwdriver? 56 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,633 [ Laughs ] 57 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,001 Do you have one or not? 58 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,403 Uh, w-why don't you just use this one? 59 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,739 Because it was outside my radius. 60 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,940 [ Chuckling ] Hey. 61 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,510 Hey, Peridot, what do you call this? 62 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,744 A scent sponge. 63 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,579 Huh? [ Laughs ] 64 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,181 Okay, what's this? 65 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,249 Vision sphere. 66 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,517 Peridot, that's -- 67 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,985 wait, wait, Steven. 68 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,120 Peridot, these? 69 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,355 [ Angrily ] Touch stumps. 70 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,857 This? Gravity connectors. 71 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,026 This?! That's your butt! 72 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,961 [ Both laugh ] 73 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,497 Oh, man, Peridot, you're killing me! 74 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,033 I am not! That would violate our truce agreement. 75 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:51,970 [ Laughing ] No, no, no. You're funny. 76 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,305 Funny? 77 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,506 Peridot, if you can get 78 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,208 the magnetron out of that microwave, 79 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,876 we'll have everything we need -- 80 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,211 except for the drill head. 81 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,680 Why don't I just get an injector drill head 82 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,848 from the kindergarten? 83 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,216 Oh. 84 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,785 Well, I guess that's something you could try. 85 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,720 Garnet: She's not going to the kindergarten 86 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:09,788 without a chaperone. 87 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,391 What? You've got to be joking. 88 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:15,561 You'll know when I'm joking. 89 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,895 [ Mutters ] 90 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,297 Me and Steven can go with her. 91 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,231 Eh? 92 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,033 Yeah, we'll keep an eye on her. 93 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:24,503 Approved. Keep her in line, Amethyst. 94 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:25,871 You got it! 95 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,172 [ Groans ] 96 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,374 Log date 7-1-1-2. 97 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,743 The Amethyst and the Steven have volunteered 98 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,246 to help me dismantle this era-one drill. 99 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,548 How stylistically displeasing. 100 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,717 The newer ones have a nicer finish. 101 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,986 You making more nerd notes? 102 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,522 What is...Nerd? 103 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,923 [ Snickers ] 104 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,925 Can you use it in a sentence? 105 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,694 [ Clears throat ] Nerd -- 106 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,195 you are a nerd. 107 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,930 [ Laughs ] 108 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,066 Amethyst, cut that out. 109 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,602 As you can see, this planet is annoying, 110 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,570 and everything is annoying. 111 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,074 Amongst its transgressions is the need for the Amethyst 112 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,076 to ask permission from the permafusion. 113 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,545 Permafusion? Is that what you call Garnet? 114 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,747 I could call her lots of things. 115 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,917 I could call her two things -- two clods! 116 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,185 [ Laughs ] 117 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,787 Walking around like she's one clod. 118 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,222 [ Laughs wickedly ] 119 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,091 [ Snickers ] What's wrong with that? 120 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,726 She's not even fighting! 121 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:24,796 She's -- you know, she's just, you know, like a... 122 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,231 You know! 123 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:30,936 [ Laughs ] 124 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,971 You're a real gem, "Perry." 125 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,907 Yes. I am. A gem. 126 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,143 Okay, okay. Do Steven next. 127 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,112 What's weird about Steven? 128 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,980 Where do I even begin? 129 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,116 He's some sort of hybrid abomination. 130 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,084 I don't even understand how he functions. 131 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,220 His organic half consumes so much energy 132 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,721 that he has to constantly feed, 133 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,124 and he spends so much time expelling 134 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,926 that he has a whole room dedicated to it. 135 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,396 [ Laughing ] Uh, no, something else -- 136 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,997 talk about something else! 137 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,499 [ Continues laughing ] 138 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,501 [ Snorting ] 139 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,503 [ Laughs ] 140 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,105 The strangest thing is, Amethyst, 141 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,508 you think you have to listen to them. 142 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,243 [ Laughs ] 143 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:13,512 You're the one who should be in charge! 144 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,479 Ha! 145 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,782 That's your best joke yet. 146 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:17,849 No, really. 147 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,318 Pearl is a Pearl. 148 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,852 Garnet is a fusion. 149 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,021 I don't even know what he's supposed to be. 150 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,423 Hey! 151 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:28,293 You're the only Crystal Gem that's actually a gem. 152 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,862 [ Laughs nervously ] 153 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,963 What? 154 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,099 You outrank everyone on your team. 155 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,634 They should be listening to you. 156 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:38,704 You're a strong, singular, fully functional soldier, 157 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,707 despite the fact that you're defective. 158 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:42,774 Defective? 159 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,976 Well, sure. [ Chuckles ] You're small. 160 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,311 So? 161 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,380 Well, you're not supposed to be. 162 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,382 Hold on. Wait, wait. 163 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,050 Let me guess. This -- 164 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,853 this is the hole you came out of. 165 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,222 Too small, too low, 166 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,558 the exit marks look about 500 years newer 167 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,393 than every other hole. Hmm. 168 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,862 This place must've been empty when you came out. 169 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,199 No wonder you have no idea what you're supposed to look like! 170 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,400 Peridot. 171 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:11,002 What was I supposed to look like? 172 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,004 Well, you're a Quartz. 173 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,240 They're huge, loyal soldiers. 174 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:19,978 You should be twice your size, broad-shouldered, intimidating, 175 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:23,014 but you simply stayed in the ground too long. 176 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,416 Are you saying I'm wrong? 177 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,652 [ Laughs ] "Gemetically" speaking, yes. 178 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:31,156 When you think about it, it's all so [Chortles] funny. 179 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,257 [ Laughs wickedly ] 180 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,658 Amethyst. 181 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,926 Hey, soldier, 182 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,429 maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off. 183 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,901 See? Look at that! 184 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,670 You can do everything a normal Quartz can do. 185 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:49,174 Let's head back and shove this thing in Pearl's face. 186 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,376 Amethyst, are you okay? 187 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,345 Don't worry about it. 188 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:55,881 Oh! It's lovely. 189 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,115 To think we'd be using 190 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,452 the same technology that started all this to fix it -- 191 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,854 this drill is pure irony! 192 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,190 Actually, it's mostly carbonite. 193 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,459 Would that make it "carbony"? 194 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,162 [ Groans ] Oh, oh, oh! Amethyst! 195 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:16,635 Check out this -- hmm -- "rhythmatic" pulverizer. 196 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,437 [ Laughs ] 197 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:22,274 That's funny. I'm so funny. [ Laughs ] 198 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,142 Whatever, dude. 199 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,479 That was the incorrect response. 200 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:31,049 Hey, Amethyst isn't laughing when I do these things. 201 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,484 Why isn't she laughing? 202 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,720 Peridot, you really hurt her feelings. 203 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:36,822 What? 204 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,391 You were pretty mean to her at the kindergarten. 205 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,660 Mean? No way. 206 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,796 I was being...Cool. Amethyst loved it. 207 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,833 She's probably telling the Pearl how much fun she had now. 208 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,469 Amethyst, hi, hi! Hi, Amethyst! 209 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,506 She -- she won't even look at me. 210 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:57,676 It's making me feel... Smaller. 211 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,812 You feel bad. That's how you made her feel. 212 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:04,182 [ Scoffs ] Who cares about how she feels? 213 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,951 Who cares about any of you?! 214 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,185 You're all just rocks, 215 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,488 ruddy muddy clumps beneath my gravity connectors! 216 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,922 [ Roars ] Ohh! 217 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,959 [ Sighs ] Another one of her temper tantrums. 218 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,628 I'm surprised you two made it back from the kindergarten 219 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,363 without driving each other crazy. 220 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,432 Yeah. 221 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:21,867 [ Bird cawing ] [ Sighs ] 222 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,101 This little thing -- 223 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,769 [ muttering angrily ] Aah! 224 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,672 Ugh. 225 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,307 How's everything going up there? 226 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,942 I'm fine. There's nothing wrong. 227 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,211 Everything's fine. [ Machinery beeps ] 228 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,380 Aah! No, no, no, no! Stop! 229 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,381 Peridot? 230 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,283 [ Dramatic music plays ] 231 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:41,119 Oof! The panel. 232 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,357 Whoa! Wait! 233 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,691 Oof! [ Gasps ] 234 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,327 It's okay! I got I-I-I-t! 235 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,196 [ Screaming ] 236 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,664 What the...Aah! 237 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,367 Amethyst! [ Grunting ] 238 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:58,904 Aah! 239 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,072 [ Grunts ] 240 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,842 [ Music ends ] 241 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,411 It's okay. Everything's okay. 242 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,313 It was just a drill. 243 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,181 [ Laughs weakly ] 244 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,818 [ Coughs ] 245 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,723 Uh...Peridot? 246 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,359 Aah! It was an accident. I swear! 247 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,061 Hey, don't worry about it. 248 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,764 We know you didn't mean to start the drill. 249 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:29,134 Uh, yeah. And that was an accident, too. 250 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,537 We leave for one second, 251 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,607 and everything goes off the rails! 252 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,742 I blame the cows. 253 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,711 No, it's fine. It's fine. 254 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,414 We'll rebuild it stronger, better. 255 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,182 We'll add seatbelts! 256 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,451 [ Grunts ] 257 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,886 Ah! 258 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,121 Hey, are you all right? That was a close one. 259 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,124 It's a good thing Peridot was there to save you. 260 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,292 [ Metal clatters ] 261 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,528 Yes, it is a good thing. 262 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,132 Listen. I, um... 263 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,034 Just spit it out. 264 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,102 Ugh! 265 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,105 Why are you earthlings so difficult?! 266 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,874 Log date 7-1-1-2. 267 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:13,244 This entire planet is backwards. 268 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,814 There hasn't been one instance of correct behavior 269 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,950 exhibited by any one of these crystal gems. 270 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,420 I have concluded that they are all defective. 271 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,055 But I am no better. 272 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,156 I failed my mission, 273 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,992 and now I'm working with the enemy, 274 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,960 and I can't even get that right. 275 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:33,231 I have apparently "hurt" Amethyst's "feelings," 276 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,899 which was not my intent. 277 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,769 If I've damaged my standing with the best gem here, 278 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,105 then I've made a serious mistake. 279 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,506 I'm still learning. 280 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,508 I hope you understand. 281 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,510 I want to understand. 282 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,679 I'm sorry. 283 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:52,350 Peridot, facet five. End log. 284 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,585 As you can see -- 285 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:54,853 oh, Peridot! 286 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:55,820 [ Scoffs ] 287 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,023 Amethyst: Hey, uh, Peridot. 288 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,225 Thanks. 289 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,528 But you're still a nerd. 290 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:07,298 I'll be sure to add that to my notes. 291 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,368 How do you feel? 292 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,070 Big. 293 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:19,177 [ Soft music plays ]